Friday, October 19, 2007

Hillary or Barack?

Hillary.

Pluses

1. Universal health care
2. Super-smart and accomplished
3. Female. It's about time
4. Tough. Stands up for herself
5. You get Bill

Minuses

1. Too hawkish on Iraq
2. Not someone I'd like to "have a beer with"
3. Has robotic laugh.
4. Bitchy
5. You get Bill

Barack

Pluses

1. Son of an immigrant
2. Person of color (We need that)
3. Relaxed and genuine-acting
4. Sensible. Straight-forward
5. Speaks to rural, Mid-Western concerns
6. Young

Minuses

1. Weird name
2. Too "black"
3. Looks to be wearing eyeshadow
4. Ideas seem too logical
5. Not "black" enough
6. Too young

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

barack. why? here's why:
hillary knew.

Ross said...

Jesus! Lighten up, anon.